TORGUE has decided to include a brand new weapon station as well that flexes like he does, but sell guns that shoot a bigger load than Moxxi can handle. Since we're not straying too far from shameless self-promotion here, MR. You know what they say minion, if you can't beat them with the gun you own, get more guns, and that is exactly what we've got here in this new DLC. After that fairy tale line, they say that the vault will open up and unleash a Lootsplosion to the strongest, or the only one left alive, you pick.
I didn't just make that up, that is really what they want you to do. Apparently another vault has been discovered there however, the doors will only open once the blood of the coward has been spilt. In BADASSITUDE only the strong survive to laugh at the weak and the dead.
Oh and when I say he's loud and swears a lot, I MEAN HE'S REALLY F***ING LOUD AND SAYS A $HITLOAD OF SWEARS. Yes apparently this genius can't form a sentence, but he can pick off the reproductive region of a varkid from 400 yards. yeah I'm bitter, so what? If his name sounds familiar it's because he's the man behind the Torgue weapon line. In the latest DLC for Borderlands 2, we are taken to the manliest of the alpha manliest of places, THE BADASS CRATER OF BADASSITUDE (YES IT'S ALL IN CAPS) and are introduced to that piece of $hit MR. OH MINION, IF MOXXI ASKS WHERE I'M AT, COVER FOR ME WILL YA? SCARLETT'S BOOTY, AND LEAVE YOU TO THE OVERCOMPENSATING CAPITAL LETTER KING. IF I HAD A HEART INSTEAD OF A BATTERY, IT'D BE BROKE MAN, F***ING SHATTERED AND IF I HAD LEGS I'D SHOVE A BOOT RIGHT UP YOUR OK MINION, SINCE THESE $HITHEADS DECIDE THAT IT'S BETTER TO HAVE A BRAINLESS AND WITLESS BRUTE WHO CONSTANTLY SHOUTS SWEARS AT YOU, INSTEAD OF A SUAVE SECRET AGENT NINJA ROBOT WHO IS LOVED BY ALL THE LADIES, I'M GOING TO GIVE YA THE INTEL YOU WANT THEN HEAD BACK TO PLUNDERING MORE OF CAPT. TORGUE AND APPARENTLY HE CAN ONLY TALK IN CAPITAL LETTERS, BUT GETS CONFUSED ON HOW THEY BECOME WORDS! ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME? WHAT KIND OF BULL$HIT IS THIS? THAT HURTS MAN. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage! Now aaaaaapparently, the developers thought I was more of a lover and not a fighter, and because of that ignorance, I'm not the main feature in this DLC! Instead I'm replaced BY A STUPID, LOUD, ANNOYING, SWEARING NAMED. Scarlett's booty and now we're off to find the mythical Lootsplosion in the over-the-top latest DLC called Mr. A few nice set piece moments and bosses but not much else really.Well heloooooooooooooooooooooooooo gamers! It is I, your most awesomest robot master Claptrap and boy have I got an explosive tale to tell you! We just got done plundering Capt. Everything else is your standard quest structure. Torgue but that's really as far as it goes in regards to actual new content. Did Tiny Tina also need to be there? It just feels lazy, you go to the effort of finally showing us Mr.
Did Moxxi really need to set up another bar out near the crater. Otherwise I just don't think these dlcs ever explore enough of the game space possible. This leads to the situation where vendor farming is a legit strategy to acquire certain weapons, and vendor farming is the most asinine thing ever encouraged. You have the addition of badass tokens which can be acquired by killing badass enemies from time to time, or more likely grinding for them in extremely repetitive quests like the Beatdown Bar Brawl for a measly 20 at a time, all for the purpose of potentially buying Torgue weapons from new Torgue only weapon vending machines. Torgue is this bombastic character making fake air guitar noises and explosion references yet you'll be plodding around basic scrubland desert locales with standard mundane Borderlands music for the majority.
Just so much of the experience isn't cohesive with what's being presented. Torgue wasn't *as* annoying as I expected and that they managed to make what is ultimately an arena dlc that isn't all about arena fights and also isn't completely terrible, is still think it's fairly lacklustre.
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